Thursday, February 24, 2005

* Press Release *

The President of the ABERCROMBIE CLUB lets it be known that it is Presidential policy not to reply to anonymous messages.

Staff at the Presidential Office of the ABERCROMBIE CLUB are only too happy to provide information about club activities and Presidential and Vice Presidential engagements to people with names.

If one writes to Her Majesty the Queen anonymously, one will not receive any acknowledgement whatsoever from her Private Secretary / Assistant Private Secretary / Assistant to the Private Secretary / Secretary to the Assistant to the Assistant Private Secretary**, for they would not know where to send it to, would they?
** courtier selected subject to your title and post code

Abercrombie Mansions, 23rd February 2005

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